Mine: This year your highest priority will be your family.
Jasper's*: A bold and dashing adventure is in your future within the year.
Until his adventure begins, Jasper's going to make due with grabbing my hair with both hands, shrieking, and trying to eat my face.
* Jasper didn't actually eat his fortune cookie. He had pears for the first last night (yum) but we haven't moved on to multi-ingredient foods just yet.